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    "Of course I am not worried about intimidating men. The type of man who will be intimidated by me is exactly the type of man I have no interest in."
    Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie (via verbascumm)

    (Source: emotional-algebra, via kateordie)

    — 4 months ago with 40434 notes

    kateordie:

    kateordie:

    SMUT PEDDLER 2014: LADYPORN CONQUERS EARTH. It’s happening, you guys. It’s on.

    Donate to this fabulous kickstarter and receive the first ever published dirty comic of mine! I was real nervous about this one, and it’s short, but I hope you’ll like it. The lineup of creators on this thing is bananas - Danielle Corsetto, Jess Fink, Megan Gedris, Erica Henderson - it’s a star-studded porntacular.

    AS AN INCENTIVE, and this is crazy - send me proof that you donated to the Kickstarter, and I will send you my fanfiction.net page from 2003. It’s some truly awful erotica I wrote as a horned-up 14-year-old. The Harry Potter one has two chapters. I ain’t kiddin’.

    Email your proof to kateleth at gmail dot com. A screencap will do nicely.

    GET SMUTTY

    Yo, you guys have already pledged over $850 to read my teenage fanfiction on behalf of supporting Smut Peddler. I couldn’t love you more. Keep sending to that e-mail!

    — 4 months ago with 1371 notes
    You are being lied to about pirates →

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    Once they had a ship, the pirates elected their captains, and made all their decisions collectively. They shared their bounty out in what Rediker calls “one of the most egalitarian plans for the disposition of resources to be found anywhere in the 18th century.”

    They even took in escaped African slaves and lived with them as equals. The pirates showed “quite clearly – and subversively – that ships did not have to be run in the brutal and oppressive ways of the merchant service and the Royal navy.” This is why they were popular, despite being unproductive thieves.

    Oops, turns out piracy is pretty much always a term like terrorist that gets slapped on whatever we don’t like despite being a general reaction to the status quo. And nothing’s really changed.

    And when african pirates were captured by the British they were forced into the slave trade.

    Horrible Histories taught me about pirates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwn5K89dE5c

    They were generally democratic, disciplined, communal - they even had pensions! If you wanted out of the pirate life, you would be taken to a destination of your choice (anywhere in the world) and given a lump sum to help you with your new life.

    interesting

    Honor among thieves.

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU YES i’ve spent like two years studying piracy (back when i had time to devote to reading and research) and yes pirates are actually all very interesting and democratic and great

    Reblogging since someone recently sent me an ask on this topic (although now it appears to be lost somewhere in my inbox).

    The thing that annoys me the most about conversations on piracy is the Eurocentrism. African pirates feature as ‘side characters’ on white western ships and that’s about it. This TOTALLY ignores the many other pirate communities out there. Like, why are there no documentaries, movies and novels about Chinese pirates? They outnumbered pirate ships of European origin by a large margin and were very succesful. They formed massive fleets and regularily kicked ass against European naval fleets.

    Chinese ‘Pirate kings’ often had a fleet of over 200 ships and the Japanese-Chinese pirate king Cheng Chih-Lung had over a thousand. He fought wars against rival pirate kings and often saw the European fleets as minor nuances. After 1635 you couldn’t sail the Taiwan Strait without a permit issued by Cheng Chih-Lung. He then went on to become a navy commander of the Ming dynasty. He kicked the Dutch VOC out of Taiwan and might have become king of Taiwan if he hadn’t died shortly after.

    How is he not the most famous pirate in the history of piracy? Oh yeah.. wait.. he wasn’t white.

    Actually, the most successful pirate in history was Ching Shih, a Chinese woman who commanded over 300 junks manned by 20,000 to 40,000 pirates.

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    It also looks like they’re going to make a TV Series based on her life Starring Maggie Q:

    Deadline is reporting that one of our favorite historical ladies may be coming to a television screen near you: Ching Shih, a pirate’s widow who, at the dawn of the 1800′s, began a career that would make her one of the most notorious pirates in the world, the terror of the Chinese, British, and Portugese navies, so unstoppable that the only way to end her naval empire wound up being to offer her complete amnesty and a nice retirement.

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    Maggie Q, late of Nikita, Mission: Impossible III, and Young Justice, is”set to headline a limited series from Steven Jensen’s Independent Television Group, Mike Medavoy & Benjamin Anderson of Phoenix Pictures (Black Swan), and Fred Fuchs (Transporter). Titled Red Flag, the series is set in the early 1800s and centers on Ching Shih (Maggie Q), a beautiful young Chinese prostitute who goes on to become one of history’s most powerful pirates and head of the most successful crime syndicate in China.”

    Little is known of Ching Shih’s early life, so our accounts of her usually begin with pirate leader Zheng Yi taking a cantonese prostitute for his wife. During their marriage, Ching Shih was fully a part of her husband’s profession. After his death, she maneuvered and politicked her way into the lead position of his fleet, taking as a lover and new husband a man she could trust to take care of (and I might be reading a little too far into Wikipedia here) all the boring administrative stuff. Under Ching Shih, her fleet adopted a strict code of conduct governing loyalty and the distribution of loot and stolen goods, as well as personal conduct.

    Ching Shih was also remarkable for being one of the only famous pirates to retire and die of natural causes. Giving up on defeating her, the Chinese government offered complete amnesty to all pirates, and she accepted, taking her ill-gotten gains and opening a gambling house, eventually dying at the age of 69.

    (via nondesignated)

    — 4 months ago with 37553 notes

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    A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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    I’M BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE I REDISCOVERED IT EARLIER AND I ALMOST HAD AN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD

    IF YOU CAN ONLY HEAR ONE THING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE LISTEN TO THIS

    Seriously this is one of the best things on tumblr

    OMG REBLOG FOREVEEEER

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    — 4 months ago with 221696 notes
    (I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
    Customer:“Excuse me, sir?”
    Me:“Yes, ma’am?”
    Customer:“I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
    Me:“Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
    Customer:“Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
    (The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
    Me:“We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
    Customer:“Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
    (I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
    Owner:“Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
    Homeless Man:“Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
    Owner:“I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
    Homeless Man:“Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
    (My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
    Homeless Man:*digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
    Owner:*to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
    Homeless Man:“I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
    (Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
    — 5 months ago with 207648 notes

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    "There is a fundamental concern that the content of such magazines normalises the treatment of women as sexual objects. We are not killjoys or prudes who think that there should be no sexual information and media for young people. But are teenage boys and young men best prepared for fulfilling love and sex when they normalise views about women that are disturbingly close to those mirrored in the language of sexual offenders?" -Dr. Peter Hegarty

    Could you tell the difference?

    1. Rapist
    2. Rapist
    3. Lad Mag
    4. Lad Mag
    5. Rapist
    6. Lad Mag
    7. Rapist
    8. Lad Mag
    9. Rapist
    10. Lad Mag
    11. Rapist
    12. Lad Mag
    13. Rapist
    14. Rapist
    15. Lad Mag
    16. Lad Mag

    …..wow

    this just blow my mind…

    — 5 months ago with 149687 notes
    This was something I did quite a while ago. BUT, because it was a secret, I couldn’t share it. This was made for a lovely friend of mine, and her new baby girl Charlotte.
The inspiration for this illustration came from the common practice of comparing the fetus size to fruits and vegetables, for the mother to be aware of the size of their baby.
So the idea here, was to play with the fruits and their sizes in relation to the number of weeks. SO we spiral from smallest (poppy seed, at 3 weeks) and keep working our way up to coconut (36 weeks). All of this combined = 1 watermelon, that reflects the size of the baby close to the end of the pregnancy.
Hope you enjoy iiiiit!

    This was something I did quite a while ago. BUT, because it was a secret, I couldn’t share it. This was made for a lovely friend of mine, and her new baby girl Charlotte.

    The inspiration for this illustration came from the common practice of comparing the fetus size to fruits and vegetables, for the mother to be aware of the size of their baby.

    So the idea here, was to play with the fruits and their sizes in relation to the number of weeks. SO we spiral from smallest (poppy seed, at 3 weeks) and keep working our way up to coconut (36 weeks). All of this combined = 1 watermelon, that reflects the size of the baby close to the end of the pregnancy.

    Hope you enjoy iiiiit!

    — 5 months ago with 2 notes
    #fruit salad  #watermelon  #pregnancy  #baby cards  #cards  #amhuffstot 
    C - for Chimamanda. Part of my work for the Drop Cap assignment on Skill Share (with Jessica Hische).
We were meant to choose one of our favourite books and make a drop cap of the authors name (first or last). I chose a collection of short stories from Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche - The Thing Raped Around Your Neck.
If you don’t know about her, go and change that RIGHT NOW! GOOO! She is lovely and awesome :) Go see her TED Talks here and here.

    C - for Chimamanda. Part of my work for the Drop Cap assignment on Skill Share (with Jessica Hische).

    We were meant to choose one of our favourite books and make a drop cap of the authors name (first or last). I chose a collection of short stories from Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche - The Thing Raped Around Your Neck.

    If you don’t know about her, go and change that RIGHT NOW! GOOO! She is lovely and awesome :) Go see her TED Talks here and here.

    — 5 months ago with 6 notes
    #skillshare  #jessica hische  #chimamanda  #chimamanda ngozi adiche  #lettering  #letter C  #C  #amhuffstot  #illustration  #flowers 

    This is amazing! it’s so sad and true… I would never want this to be a reality, but I do hope that this opens some eyes as to the society we do have now a days. LET’S CHANGE PEOPLE! 

    — 6 months ago with 7 notes
    #feminism  #patriarchy  #gender roles